Julia. 17. I love to read. I'm not sure what my next move is going to be. I have an amazing boyfriend, Oliver. He's my better half.

chickenyaoi:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay

(via livanndlife)

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faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

(Source: mountainmoonvolcano, via idjtits)

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me to someone who doesn’t know their wifi password (via zackisontumblr)

(via siqhing)

what do you mean you don’t know your wifi password?
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tylerchokely:

umq:

oh.

ive watched this over 100 times today and i dont plan to stop

(via pretttyvisitor)

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volatile-duchess:

lawnegbert:

you have to drag it a bit past the line until its off the post and  the cursor gets sucked into the fucking shadow realm

WHAT THE FUCK

volatile-duchess:

lawnegbert:

you have to drag it a bit past the line until its off the post and  the cursor gets sucked into the fucking shadow realm

WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: jaidefinichon, via swoodlypooping)

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mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

(via nerdycommunity)

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Oh my fucking god, I was just coming down from an orgasm, like still at the clenching, heavy breathing stage and MY MOTHER WALKS IN WITH MY AUNTY AND MY LITTLE BROTHER FOR NO APPARENT REASON WITHOUT KNOCKING OMFG I just had to go really still and try to breathe properly and they’re all standing there looking at me talking about how my room looks better with the bed on the other side AND IM JUST LIKE YEAH YEAH OKAY BYE holy shit that was the worst thing that’s ever happened to me ever ok bye

(Source: orgasmictipsforgirls)

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mustaine:

not all ‘old’ music is good and not all ‘new’ music is bad so get your head out of your ass

(Source: deldeaux, via hi)

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superspaceship:

Karen Finley, “A woman’s life isn’t worth much,” installation, 5/18/1990, originally at Franklin Furnace, New York, NY

superspaceship:

Karen Finley, “A woman’s life isn’t worth much,” installation, 5/18/1990, originally at Franklin Furnace, New York, NY

(via stillmeaningless)

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hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

(via hi)

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taylordswift:

nostalgic-skull:

Every girl wants a guy to look at them like this, but the truthi s you’ll never see it happen, because they look at you when you’re not looking.

and then he’ll rape ur mom and impregnate her with the antichrist when ur not looking omg 

taylordswift:

nostalgic-skull:

Every girl wants a guy to look at them like this, but the truthi s you’ll never see it happen, because they look at you when you’re not looking.

and then he’ll rape ur mom and impregnate her with the antichrist when ur not looking omg 

(Source: plumeria-aura, via ass-hat-douche-canoe)

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gingerblivet:

Things I will not judge you for:
•Sexuality
•Religion
•Race
•Clothing choices

Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes

(via breathtakingmomentss)

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